is for the long drives ...
lovable discs ...
lucky pathways!

is for incredible people ...
indulgent players ...
insane heat!

is for nice lay-ups...
near misses ....
nasty lakes!

is for gorgeous fairways ...
grueling hills...
glorious scores!

is for "The King" ...
kind trees...
killer drives!

is for idiotic ...
impossible ...
ideal DG weekend!

is for never again ...
nearly perfect ...
no way!

is for good gosh almighty ...
gurgle, gurgle ...
golden putts!